Served live from a Raspberry Pi
The Tiny
Internet Machine
This page is served by an original Raspberry Pi Model B+. Released in 2014, it has one CPU core and 512 MB of memory. It still gets the job done.
01 / WHY
Does the world need another website?
Absolutely not. But this little board has power, a network cable, and something to prove. Every request that reaches this page is a tiny act of computational defiance.
02 / LIVE TELEMETRY
A very small server, reporting for duty.
Connecting to the Pi…
03 / PI MOOD
How is the tiny machine feeling?
Its mood is calculated from the live temperature, memory, uptime, traffic, and response time.
Current disposition
Waking up
Waiting for the first report from the machine.
Shared creature state
Everyone gets the same Pi.
Loading its emotional database…
Energy—
Happiness—
Curiosity—
Irritation—
—Total interactions
—Crowd favorite
—Your interactions
04 / ACHIEVEMENTS
Entirely unnecessary accomplishments.
0 / 0 unlocked
05 / PI FORTUNE
Consult the machine.
The Pi is prepared to dispense questionable wisdom.
Fortunes are generated locally.